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"I am a collection of dismantled almosts."
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
-  Friedrich Nietzsche (via feellng)

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How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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  • things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
  • things we love as adults: being spanked and naps

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Yes internet company I pay you monthly for your services so that I can receive unreliable wifi connection wow so happy

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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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